also my confidence was bolstered by a an I SAW U in the Mercury from some guy wanting to know where to see the pictures i had taken of his tail, to which I responded via a missed connection post on craigslist, (cause like, i'm not about to fork over however many dollars to email someone back).
apparently this was a smooth move, because when i asked this kid jordan (whose tail picture is way foggy due to condensation from a million sweaty kids in the kitchen) if i could take a picture of his rat tail for my blog he was like "totally! i was just looking at that today and wondering why i wasn't on it!". i can only assume he followed the link in the missed connection post? SWEEET. next stop, business cards.
Jordan's Classic Rat
points for bleached ends and a high tail length/rest of hair length ratio
Inivisi-Tail
points for camouflaging with the neck and being the kind of tail you could totally take into a business meeting unnoticed
Rocky's Feathered Tail
points for overall length and impeccable straightness - a rare combo
A True Woodsmen's Tail
points for apparent softness, shine, and matching sideburns
Daniel's Two Tone Twist
again, points for bleached bits and overall flair
Sweepy Curly Dream Tail
this lady had the best tail of the night, hands down.
points for color and curls.
Also, seriously, why does everyone wear their tails to the right? Do left-handed people wear them to the left? What gives?